Things have gotten quite a bit slipperier for Barack Obama this week. How long ago was the inauguration? It was about 10 scandal-plagued lobbyists ago.

Richardson (nuff said), Holder (helped to pardon a most wanted fugitive), Lynn (Raytheon lobbyist now at the Department Defense), Killefer (sloppy taxes, major socialist, thank heaven she’s gone), Geithner (fed-inbred tax dodger), Daschle (would have been a criminal had he been one of us), Rangel (blank check both to write and break our tax laws), Dodd and Frank (exemptions for ethical lapses and idiot policy sponsorship which is at the eye of the financial storm). Obama has floated out the most exalted ethical rhetoric ever, while the greatest ethical lapses of any administration in memory are occurring.

The GOP and their rational compadres in the Senate are not loving this bailout foolery at ALL, and seem to be getting the overwhelming message from America, mainly: Stuff This Economic Stimulus. The plan that’s gotten bigger and dumber since it made the trip over from the House.

Obama’s getting hot under the collar at America and the Senate, and has begun to say America is screaming for the porkfests. That we have a catastrophe imminently in front of us. DOOM. Pass my agenda, quickly. And the last muscle to flex: “I won.”

Barry denounced billions of CEO bonuses on Wall Street today, and said the TARP banks must cap executive compensation at $500,000. Comrades. Except this is for going FORWARD. The current TARP recipients get to skate. This virtually assures TARP banks will be the ones who will eventually be nationalized, and that non-TARP banks will not touch that money unless they want to lock-step along under Uncle Sam. Really, the TARP banks should die, but that’s not going to happen. They’ll evolve, however, pretty quickly. Swanky restaurants all over New York, meanwhile, are in deep mourning.

His own press secretary, the beyond Scot McClellan-ish Robert Gibbs, said Barry “trumped the principals he’d laid out,” when fielding a question on Taxgate.

Hopey. He just dissed you, man, and he’s your press bi-yotch. He did say “he wants to be your pinata.” So. I guess you have that.

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