Obama Says He Didn’t Know His Auntie Was Here Illegally

Barack Obama’s beloved “Auntie Zeituni Onyango“, of whom he spoke so fondly in his memoir, was discovered by the media this week. Where was auntie found? Living in a slum in Boston. Auntie also “can’t talk to anyone until after November 4th.” We wondered why auntie’s freedom of speech was being squelched, until we discovered that auntie doesn’t HAVE any Constitutional rights! Why? Because she’s here illegally. No big shock that Barack Obama says he didn’t know about this. Welcome to the underside of the bus, auntie!

Zeituni Onyango came to the U.S from Kenya, like several other Obama relatives. The Associated Press found that she had been instructed to leave the country four years ago by an immigration judge who rejected her request for asylum from Kenya. Onyango lives in public housing in Boston and is the half-sister of Obama’s late father .A statement given to the AP by Obama’s campaign today says: “Senator Obama has no knowledge of her status but obviously believes that any and all appropriate laws be followed.”

Onyango, 56, has been instructed to leave the United States by a U.S. immigration judge who denied her asylum request, a person familiar with the matter told the AP late Friday. This person spoke on condition of anonymity because no one was authorized to discuss Onyango’s case.

Sure are a lot of people who can’t talk about Obama! (cough..LA Times…cough) Is this what we have to look forward to if Obama wins the Presidency? Freedom of the press will become The Fairness Doctrine again. And that means Right Soup might have to give equal time to idiots.

Oh, and Obama thinks that “all laws of the U.S. should be followed” regarding Auntie Onyango. It remains to be seen what those laws morph into should he be in the position to influence U.S. immigration policy.

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