David Ogden Thinks Playboy Is Essential

It is never a dull day in Obamaland, kiddies. When he’s not trying to sneak tax cheats and lobbyists by us, he’s staying busy pushing through others with compromised situations. Like David Ogden! Ogden is up for deputy Attorney General under the tainted Eric Holder. (Holder was complicit in Clinton’s pardon of international fugitive financier Mark Rich. He didn’t read the evidence against Rich as thoroughly as he should have, as he admitted during his confirmation hearings. “Oops, my bad.”)

But back to David, who wants to ensure access to Playboy magazine for all. In fact, he forced the Library of Congress to provide braille versions of Playboy for the blind! Clearly, he wanted them just to “read” the articles. I admit I’m not sure how blind people read braille “pictures”, and welcome some enlightenment on this point. Are there just descriptions? “Bambi is reclined on a white polar bear rug in front of a roaring fire…and would be freezing if she wasn’t so hot.” (Surely, Playboy For The Blind has better color commentators than me.)

So the masses get their porn, as is in the Liberal Bill Of Rights. You can sleep well tonight knowing your tax dollars are HARD at work for the “differently-abled”. Wouldn’t want to discriminate, would we? After all, porn is a God-given right, and not to have it in the Library Of Congress would just be wrong. Right?

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