No wonder KO told Playboy: ““My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class.”

If Keith is so proud of his college, he should be saying Ag School every time he says Cornell. Anybody want to bet on whether he does that? Didn’t think so.

Furthermore, I want to address this whole misconception about the Ivy League. First of all, the Ivy League is not an academic term. Rather it’s a sports league. (Look it up if you don’t believe me.) Ag students are eligible for Cornell’s Ivy League teams, just like the arts students. There’s absolutely no basis to the idea that the Ag School isn’t in the Ivy League.

So, why am I getting so worked up about this? As you could probably guess, I’m a student in the Ag School. Specifically, I am a biology major who, like the bio students in the arts school, takes the same classes taught by the same professors in the same buildings on the same campus. The requirements for my bio major are exacrly the same as those for any other bio major. Additionally, I have the freedom to take classes in any Cornell University college, and the same goes for those in the other colleges. It’s the same education, and, as hard as it is to believe, my qualifications for entering the university were better than those of the average arts student. According to Coulter, the average arts student has a 1325 SAT. I guess that’s pretty high, but I got a 1500, so what do I know? I’m just a biology student in the Ag School. Perhaps I should stop worrying and just accept that I’m somehow inferior to the arts students in such academically impressive A&S majors like dance.

(All information about Cornell University listed in this comment can probably be found by spending 5 minutes researching the topic online.)